Hiding in the plane site

"Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night." 

Sun Tzu

Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump seem to be hankering for a nice little diversionary war as "enfant terrible" activities threaten to swamp their respective domestic agendas.  So it's a bit of a worry for us peaceniks lolling about in our down-under paradise, but here in Tassie we have the whole thing figured out.

Firstly, we are mightily heartened by the fact that the official military maps these deranged demagogues use for their planning are missing a certain island south of the Australian mainland...shhh...

Where's Tassie?

Also we note that the distance from Pyonyang to Hobart is a healthy 9,359 km - a bit of a stretch if the bloke firing rockets only ever uses binoculars to sight his targets.

But finally, and most sneakily, today we've covered the entire island so that only our most diligent detractors will be able to see us, check this out from the BOM radar...

There's an island around here somewhere?

Hah! Good luck getting through that muck ya dastardly bomb loving buffoons! Take care y'all and please come and join us in our safe space anytime - that is, if you can find us...