Inevitable march of "progress"?

"Wyrd bith ful araed"

Bernard Cornwell

Food is pretty important to get right (and isn't the customer always right?) and yet some folks tamper with the simplest of meals to the point where you have to wonder if they're just having a laugh.

What bacon and eggs should look like

A lunch date with a friend takes an interesting turn to the left.

Just add several hipsters to bacon and eggs

So it seems that even in the depths of Southern Tasmania we are not safe from the inevitable march of the tofu curtain < sigh>. Our ruminants meanwhile have decided that no fancy presentation is necessary for their dining pleasure. Good one ruminants!

Any sauce mate?